You’re the reason I wake up every day. Just kidding I have a job.
It’s never too late to go wrong.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Be true to your work, your word, and your friends.