Whatsapp status quotes

Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffe-Ring.

Man is always a dollar short of his riches and a minute short of his life…..

If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

The past is never equal to the future.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.

I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.