The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Even the darkest hour only has 60 minutes.
The trick to aging gracefully is to enjoy it.
It takes a fool to know a fool.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.