What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I never exaggerate. I just remember big.
Friends know your last name, but best friends know your middle name.