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What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.

Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I never exaggerate. I just remember big.

Friends know your last name, but best friends know your middle name.