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I speak two languages: English and Body.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.

If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!

The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.

The device will work much better, if you turn it on..

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

Everything is rightly confused.