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computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Best friend is like a shadow that you know is there with you forever!