It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.
The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Too much agreement kills a chat.
The harder I think before I speak, the more erratic I seem……
It’s been Monday all week.
I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I….
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
Oh so you think I’m cute when I get angry? Well get ready because I’m about to be GORGEOUS.
Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon.