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It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.

The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Too much agreement kills a chat.

The harder I think before I speak, the more erratic I seem……

It’s been Monday all week.

I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I….

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

Oh so you think I’m cute when I get angry? Well get ready because I’m about to be GORGEOUS.

Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon.