Short quotes for whatsapp status messages

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Our conscience is clear- we don’t use it.

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.

If you can’t buy a person, you can always sell him.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ?

The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

If I was a flower growin’ wild and free all I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.

Be as quick to KNEEL as we are to TEXT.

One small positive thought can change your whole day.

Things take time so just be patient.