Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
We need to sleep more.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
It’s not about how you look it’s about how you see.