Short quotes for whatsapp status messages

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

We need to sleep more.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

It’s not about how you look it’s about how you see.