Short quotes for whatsapp status messages

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

I became stupid once, that’s when I met you.

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.

I earn a lot, but get little.

Keep talking….. I’m diagnosing you!

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

What is the speed of dark?