Funny whatsapp status

Love is relentless, and so am I.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?

I’m sorry that I’m not updating my whatsapp status, my cat ate my mouse.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

When people tell me I gonna regret that in morning, I will sleep till noon.

And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.

Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.

Me, Without You? Are You For Real? That’s Like A Fat Kid Passing Up A Happy Meal!