Funny whatsapp status

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

I hate how chocolate melts in my hand I mean am I that hot?

Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.

I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.

I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.