Funny whatsapp status

Whatsapp is the leading messenger application. It is used to send messages and share your funny whatsapp status with friends. Status speaks your mind and if you want others to know what’s in your mind and add creativity and wit to your status then this is the right place, we provide bcest funny whatsapp status.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

I don’t get older, I level up.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.

A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.