Funny friendship status

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it content.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

That friendship will not continue to the end which is begun for an end.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

I like the sound of you not talking.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.