I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer…
Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway.
If you have an issue, get a tissue.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.