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Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.

If you are bad. Then I am your dad.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.

You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

Keep calm and go back to sleep.

Buy land. They’ve stopped making it.