Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.
If you are bad. Then I am your dad.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.
You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Keep calm and go back to sleep.
Buy land. They’ve stopped making it.