Best whatsapp status

I don’t mind going to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit.

Life is life, no matter the pose.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Life is short, eat dessert first.

Better never than late.

Don’t find fault – find a remedy.

I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”.

When all else fails take a nap.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.