I don’t mind going to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit.
Life is life, no matter the pose.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Life is short, eat dessert first.
Better never than late.
Don’t find fault – find a remedy.
I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”.
When all else fails take a nap.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.