There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
I’m not mean I’m just stating the facts.
Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.
Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry…
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.