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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

I’m not mean I’m just stating the facts.

Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.

Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry…

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.